her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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