You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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