Don't you send me to vm
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
