ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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