party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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