brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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