But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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