I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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