I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
