I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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