Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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