Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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