is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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