I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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