yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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