Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
This is the high leading the old right now
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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