I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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