So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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