well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She bit a glass in half.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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