whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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