I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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