Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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