I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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