i need an iv and a liver transplant
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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