It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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