3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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