you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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