I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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not ubering you a puppy
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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