just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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