I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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