Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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