No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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