bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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