Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
