lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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