scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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