I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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