Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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