marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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