Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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