I heard we made out
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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