somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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