My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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