My hair reeks of homosexuality.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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