That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
