Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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