my mouth tastes like poor choices
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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