Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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