could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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