She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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