Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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