Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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