I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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