Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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