If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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